Episodes

10 hours ago
10 hours ago
On this episode Glenn, Jennifer & Amy talk about a late draw with the Fire and what to do with rest of the season.
🖐️Our takes
🫵Your takes
💙Blue is still the color
👦The case for and against playing the kids
📉It started with GG leaving
🍦Free Ice cream!
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5 days ago
5 days ago
On this episode Glenn, Amy & Nick talk about a draw in DC and Late Lath actually scoring!
🖐️Our takes
🫵Your takes
💙Chelsea
🤝Hibbert and the kids
❤️Garth
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Monday Jul 07, 2025
The one where a ball was kicked and that's about it
Monday Jul 07, 2025
Monday Jul 07, 2025
On this episode Jennifer, Amy & Glenn talk about a really exciting game of football and also the Atlanta United vs DC match.
🖐️Our takes
🫵Your takes
🎸Oasis
💔 Diogo
🤩 Bayern v PSG
🤷♂️No one's invested
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Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Five Takes Femenil Ep6: Decatur FC Season Wrap up
Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
Tuesday Jul 01, 2025
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Jennifer, Amy, & Glenn talk about DecaturFC's second season, the cancelled match, and an update on the USWNT.
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Friday Jun 27, 2025
The one where we played the Crew and bid the season adieu.
Friday Jun 27, 2025
Friday Jun 27, 2025
On this episode Nick Tewell from the FanTV Discord joins for the first time! He does his best to inject some positivity into the discussion with Glenn, Amy and Jennifer on another embarrassing performance from Atlanta United.
🖐️Our takes
🫵Your takes
☄️Meteor meatphor
🤷♂️Empathy for Ronny but....
🚧Another rebuild
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Saturday Jun 21, 2025
Five Takes Femenil Ep5: Consistently Consistent- DecaturFC v GA Impact
Saturday Jun 21, 2025
Saturday Jun 21, 2025
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Jennifer, Amy, & Glenn talk about DecaturFC's 2-0 win overGA Impact as they remain perfect on the season. Interviews from players Jazmin Ferguson and Sydnie Thibodaux.
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Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
Tuesday Jun 17, 2025
On this episode of Five Takes Femenil Jennifer returns. Glenn, Amy & Jennifer talk about DecaturFC's road wins over UFA Gunners & GA Impact as they remain perfect on the season.
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Saturday Jun 14, 2025
The one where we had some looks but unfortunately we also have a Brooks
Saturday Jun 14, 2025
Saturday Jun 14, 2025
On this episode Glenn, Amy, Angel and Pat talk about the embarrassing 4-0 loss to NYCFC and the mathematical probability of ATL making the post season.
🖐️Our takes
🫵Your takes
🎥Spaceballs 2
🐍Snake bit
🌭Showing the world cheap food
🏃♀️DecaturFC update
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Saturday Jun 07, 2025
Five Takes Femenil Ep3: Atlanta area Driver- DecaturFC v Atlanta Fire United
Saturday Jun 07, 2025
Saturday Jun 07, 2025
On this episode of FiveTakes Femenil Glenn and Amy talk about another 5-2 win over Atlanta Fire United.
🎤Post match remarks from Dylan Driver who had a hat trick & Smith Cathey who had a goal and was instrumental in the middle of the field.
-New records to set
-USA Women update
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Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
The one where our belief was full until we played the damn RedBull
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
On this episode Glenn & Amy talk about the most common thing in sports, Atlanta not winning at RedBull.
🖐️Our takes
🫵Your takes
🤕Is ELL carrying something?
🎞️Lilo & Stich
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