Episodes

Monday Jul 04, 2022
The one where we went on the road and dugout a result
Monday Jul 04, 2022
Monday Jul 04, 2022
1: Take everything you know about football and throw it in the trash when you’re being taken out to the ball game. For the first 20 minutes we looked like we couldn’t get adjusted to the play pen. Things just happen faster at Yankee standup. Counter attacks that normally wouldn’t be on for the opposition are here. We got a little more comfortable from 20-35 but then Alan Franco gets caught on an offside call. Take nothing away from the pass to Casty. It’s perfect but Alan has to play to the whistle and not be raising his hand for a call.
2: I don’t know how the players are doing this. They know they’re good. They know the team has talent and there have been games where we played well enough, often times even better than the other team, and we just can’t get W’s. It feels like if you were to run a marathon whilst having a rope around your waist pulling a sled that’s loaded with another sled.
3: It’s a great equalizer at 1-1. Thiago has an incredible ability to put balls on a dime and it’s a classic header goal from Josef. And then it’s a horrible concession. The quick concession after a goal happens too often. Again, we were not ready for how fast the play happens at Yankee stadium. It’s a massive advantage for the Yanks.
4: George Campbell did his best Miles Robinson impression today. It won’t show in his rating because of the two goals scored against us but he was a massive reason why we got the result today. He straight up saved goals.
5: Build. The. Statue? 😆 Dom fucking Dwyer has been one of the best additions to this team with the minutes he’s played and goals he’s scored. For those out there calling for him to start I have but one question. Why? Why do you want to change something that’s working so well? If it’s not out of necessity, keep playing him as the super sub that he is.

Sunday Jun 26, 2022
The one where we are half way there, and the injuries are hard to bear.
Sunday Jun 26, 2022
Sunday Jun 26, 2022
1: Toronto’s press was effective and ours was non existent. Honestly, I think we just got outworked tonight. We didn’t posses or dominate the run of play like we tend to and like to do.
2: We came alive a bit in the 2nd half. I wish we had done more of what lead to Araujo’s goal. We just didn’t win enough duels and turnovers in their final third or really in their own half.
3: Well, we haven’t had an injury in two games so I guess we were do. The first goal by Toronto isn’t a surprise. We looked a little shell shocked after losing Brooks so close to kickoff. The injuries for our club have reached historic levels. Please let me know if you can point to another team in this league or any other, or even in any other sport, please let me know.
4: If we aren’t able to play the way we like because of the opponent, or it’s just not coming off for one reason or another, I’d like to see us be able to switch things up and get more direct, start crossing more balls in.
5: Bright spots tonight were Araujo and McFadden. Araujo just needs to keep doing his thing. He emptied the tank tonight and did all he could to get a result on his own. Took a bunch of big hits for his trouble.
McFadden was great. He played like a player trying to make the most of his unexpected opportunity. He was full gas the whole time. He won balls, was involved in the attack (the few times it was on) and overall looked like a confident player that the team can rely on going forward. That AmFam cup game is proving to actually be more important than any of us thought. He got some really valuable minutes there, as did Rocco. Both of their perfomances in that game are a big reason why they’re with the first team now, that and we’re running out of players.

Monday Jun 20, 2022
The one where it’s a banner day for Atlanta United
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
1: Nothing helps break down a low block like an early goal and a red card. Thank god we scored early because a team going down to 10 is no guarantee that you’ll get a result. Just ask Montreal. It was beautiful first time hit from Luiz. He continues to trust his shot and we are the better for it. Great game for Josef as well with a goal and assist. He looked very comfortable and was productive and in good spots all game.
2: Rocco did what he needed to do. He kept it relatively simple. No mistakes, save for an errant pass that his back line bailed him out on. He held on to the ball a little less than maybe he normally does. It’s good that he recognizes that as much as he may fancy himself a dribbling playmaker, that propensity for fancy footwork won’t work in the big league. He’s earning himself continued consideration for starting keeper.
3: I don’t know if it’s better defending or just poor execution from Miami but we looked better on corners and honestly I don’t care which it is. We didn’t concede from a set pieces today and I’ll happily take that.
4: Ever seen a rock move fast? Look no further than George Campbell. One of his best games ever for us. He had plenty to do all day and he did it well. Rocco didn’t have a great deal to do today and he can thank big George for that.
5: No one got hurt.

Monday May 30, 2022
The one where we are held together by duct tape and defiance
Monday May 30, 2022
Monday May 30, 2022
1: It’s very hard to be critical of the team’s play when they are just hit with injury after injury after injury. We’re so injured that Mikey is on the pitch. I mean we are coming to the point of not being able to have a full bench without 2’s call ups which truthfully, Mikey would normally be which truthfully is probably a big reason why the 2’s aren’t doing so well. However, what you cannot do is lose your head at the end of the match and make contact with a ref (who was crap). This was as emotional a game as we’ve played. So much so that cool headed Pineda got a red. It’s not good from Pineda and it’s really not good from Almada who has been outstanding and we really can’t afford to lose anyone else.
2: Not just any set piece, but the first set piece. Plus an injury. Columbus got their boots to the 2nd as well. Would I still rather us be more shored up on open play defense? Yeah of-course. But damn are set pieces killing us. Teams are really taking their chances against us because I think they know it might very well be their best chance to catch us out.
3: This is heartbreaking for Gonzo. We’re not getting a good luck at what he can really do. He’s in survival mode. This team is held together by duct tape and defiance. I think Pineda is a good coach. I think his tactics and style fits this team. I think he’s got the players (what’s left of them) playing for him. I just hope he gets just as much credit for keeping this ship afloat as he would if it was full sail and we were sinking everyone else. I hate this for him.
4: I don’t know what it is about Atlanta that seems to bring the best performances out of lesser opponents, in particular their goal keepers, but it happens all the time. If that little combination and flick in the 30th doesn’t result in a goal, and the shot from Cisneros in the 68th, yeah….. it was gonna take a bicycle from Dom 😆. I don’t know what else to say. World class saves from Room who ironically enough, gave none for a goal. Man of the match performance from him.
5: Admittedly, I’m getting a little frustrated with the turnout from the fans. I get when a team is crap and doesn’t play well, and you’re not putting an attractive product out on the pitch, your club isn’t going to bring in a crowd. But we’re not crap. We’re not playing badly. But I also get that the casual fan doesn’t care and only sees goals and results. Still, I think we have a really intelligent fan base in this city that understands the game intimately. Credit to the fans that are there. Big credit to the supporters section who can still be heard loud and clear. I just hope the majority understand what this team is right now and why, and support doesn’t waiver further. It would be one thing if we had everyone available to us and it wasn’t clicking. That’s quite clearly not the case. This team is giving us everything, including Josef for 45 which was in no way the plan.

Monday May 23, 2022
The one where we are off beat, but not beaten.
Monday May 23, 2022
Monday May 23, 2022
1: Not a good stretch for Alan Franco. Is his overall play horrible? No. Not really. But his mistakes are costing us goals and potentially points. Defending is a hard life. As a forward, you’ll make mistakes, but they’re not likely to cost your team the game. When a defender makes mistakes, it can be everythibg. Alan is making too many. And his mistakes are for the most part a result of not being switched on, and not a lack of technical ability or a miss-hit ball.
2: Felt like two different matches after the restart. Prior to the delay we were closing down space, preventing service into the box and forcing turnovers. After the restart we were not sharp and Nashville exploited that. We really have not figured out how to defend against two strikers up top. Nashville has been a very difficult opponent for us. Feels more and more like a proper rivalry. It gets spicer each encounter.
3: Once again, neither goal is really on Shuttleworth. Those calling for Roco to come in will be calling for his ousting the minute our back line makes mistakes that set him up to fail and he’s scored on. Truth be told, Joe Willis was the far sloppier keeper. It was infact, his mistake that lead to our 1st goal. Nothing Bobby did resulted in a goal for Nashville. I’m sure there’s a lot of cross over in the “Guz out” “Shuttleworth out” Venn diagram.
4: We are badly missing Miles and George Campbell. The communication clearly isn’t happening on the back line and now when the mistakes are happening, Miles isn’t there to clean things up. With George getting healthier hopefully we will see him starting again soon.
5: I think I was a little harsh in saying that the mentality of the team was fragile after last week’s match. Yeah I’d love to jump out to an early lead and then hold it, but this is now multiple games where we have come back from a trailing position to get a result. That’s not nothing. And this was a weird game. With the lightning delay, the inconstient officiating and then especially the whistle blow at the end when a clear 2v1 opportunity was developing, a road result here is a good result. We are still right in the mix despite being a far cry from our best. We are infact, scoring a good amount of goals. That actually speaks to the determination and no quit attitude of the team inspite of all of the circumstances and bad damn luck.

Sunday May 08, 2022
The one where our forest is fire proof
Sunday May 08, 2022
Sunday May 08, 2022
1: Tremendous response after losing Miles. I’m absolutely gutted for him. Looks he he’s done his Achilles too and will then most likely miss out on the World Cup. I really didn’t see much different in terms of our attacking play today. We just finished chances. If you want to point to anything that’s different in this game I suppose being better positioned for opportunities in and around the box would be it. But the build up and chance creation was pretty similar.
2: Set pieces are still an issue but at least we cleaned things up after that first goal. It’s still maddening to concede like that so often but at least we’re not consistently leaking goals from the run of play.
3: There were some out there who wrote off Cisneros early on. It’s almost as if players shouldn’t be written off after just a couple matches in which they are playing with different teammates each time. He’s been getting better and better each game and then today he hits a hatty. They were all great finishes. Real striker goals. He was confident on the ball and positioned well to either receive the final ball and have a go or clean up a deflection or save. You might even say the goals were Josef-esque. Let’s be clear, it’s still Josef’s job but let’s be happy we’ve got our own Ronaldo in the meantime.
4: Shuttleworth has been very good so far. He looks like a very calm presence in the back. His short distribution game is quite good. He’s got no fear in playing it short with defenders close by. Today he made good passes that got the attack going from our own end. He even hit on most of his long balls. He also made a fearless save towards the end of the second half. The front office deserves a lot of credit for going out and getting a veteran keeper as a backup. His experience and mentality is going to be very important for us going forward.
5: If pressure makes diamonds, “we gon’ shine”. The goals were great today. Goals beget goals. It builds confidence. Thankfully we have a nice run of home matches. Now how we deal with the injuries I do not know. It’s massive. It’s never ending. They are serious real factors. We, as a fan base have got to understand how difficult it is to build consistency when you have none. Losing both Miles and Caleb is gonna suck. Hopefully Caleb is just a knock but he wasn’t able to continue. With Mulraney now gone, we’re gonna be a little thin.

Sunday May 01, 2022
The one where Montreal still has an impact
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
1: 🎵Heyyy we’re 2/3 there! Ohhhhhh, this is hard to bare. 🎵 Over the past few matches we’ve seen progression. Today was a regression for me. That doesn’t mean we played like trash, but it wasn’t better.
We played well in the first 45. We more or less had control of the match. We created the opportunities to create the opportunity. However unlike the previous three matches, it wasn’t the finishing that was missing today, it was the final pass.
2: Some curious play from Araujo. I don’t know why he felt like trying to hit a 25 yard curler was his best option. I’ve got no problem with a shot on target from downtown. Thiago damn near had GOTW, but not when there’s better options to the left/right. We know he’s skilled. We know he’s got got wheels. He can be a real problem for the opposition. None of his immense skill was on display today tho. Perhaps he’s still coming back from injury, but in his own words, he said he’s 100% and we should be prepared to see a different version of Luiz.
3: Alan looks better physically and technically. His situational awareness and decision making is still catching him out. He’s gotta be better at reading the game and being turned on in the big moments. The silly yellow card is another good example of just needing to play smarter.
4: Oh good grief here we go with set piece vulnerability again. Credit to Montreal for the trickery they deployed but we HAVE to be switched on in these moments. I really feel like it has been better this year, but today was not good.
5: You can see the players are doing what I think Gonzo wants. We’re not playing badly. But we are still lacking that killer mentality. Maybe we need to implement a policy of no more cake until we start burrying chances? There is no denying that the lack of results is ramping up pressure on everyone. There’s plenty of soccer left to play, hopefully with a healthy Josef, but goals build confidence. Results build confidence. Both have to come and soon.

Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
The one where we inHERRONly have bad luck
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
Tuesday Apr 26, 2022
1: Cisneros’ best start by far. I really would not write this guy off yet. Is he gonna have double digit goals? No probably not. But can we get some production out of him until Josef is back? Yeah absolutely. I think I prefer him starting to Dom. I like Dom coming as a sub when the situation calls for it. Jackson is also still an option but his performance in MLS hasn’t been good enough to justify starting. He will get opportunities tho and he’s gonna need to capitalize on them big time to see more minutes.
2: Everything everywhere all at once is the best way to describe injuries and bad luck with our club. Hopefully Dom isn’t seriously hurt and the staff is just being cautious (which is understandable) but man, we just can’t get anything to break our way. And yeah, title winning teams, on top of being very good, have things just go there way too and that isn’t happening for us. It really is the little things that are keeping us from results.
3: Gotta be happy with set piece defending and productivity this season. We’re only a third of the way through season and we’ve already scored more off dead ball situations than we did the whole of the ‘21 season. We now look like a team capable and maybe even likely of scoring off set pieces, especially in swinging corners.
4: Action around the box looked great. The passing was quick and crisp. We created space that created chances. Thiago and Moreno combined well. Passing around the box looke great. Once we were in the final third we were going straight to goal. Once again, the finishing is a problem. Thiago and especially Brooks are not natural finishers but regardless, they both had opportunities that have to be put away.
5: We now lead the league in times fouled and apologies from PRO.

Sunday Apr 17, 2022
The one where we need to finish what we started
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
Sunday Apr 17, 2022
1: There is no way, absolutely no way you can say Atlanta United played poorly. I’d argue that we looked better in the attacking phase (which was often) without Josef. We dominated the ball. We controlled the run of play. We could not buy a goal. We had an XG of close to 4. You’re gonna have to miss me with any Gonzo out takes. This game was crying out for Josef. It was custom made for him. Yup. It’s a factor that he wasn’t there.
2: George Campbell is a fist choice defender. He’s earned that. He’s now had back to back to back games where he’s made saving tackles and blocks. He’s still making potentially costly offensive errors but those are becoming less frequent too.
3: We gotta figure out Moreno and Almada. For me they’re still not combining like we need them to. Almada is still most productive centrally while getting frequent touches on the ball. So is Moreno. If that can get sorted out, and we have someone up top who can finish off what they create, well then we’ve really got something.
4: A 👏 C 👏 L 👏 We now lead the league in fouls won and injuries incurred. Has to be. I don’t know if we need to do a sage burn over the whole of the city but we seemed to be cursed. When Guz went down it looked like an ACL tear to me and given his age, if that’s the case, the Guz Out crowd might get their wish sooner than expected. Thankfully we do have a veteran backup but we have also lost our third stringer, also due to an ACL.
5: Kaaaaaaannnnnnnnn. You’ve got to give credit where it’s due and Alec deserves it. He’s always been a tremendous shot stopper and he showed it tonight. On top of saving the penalty he was solid all night. His distribution might still be lacking, but Cincinnati has to be happy with him thus far. I’m happy for his success. Just wish it wasn’t against us.

Sunday Apr 03, 2022
The one where DC cannot stop the steal.
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
Sunday Apr 03, 2022
1: Thiago looked very good for his first start. Apart from producing another GOW, there’s not much more he could e done to get a goal tonight. He was very involved in the attacking play. He was eager to take players on, won his duels, stole balls and played several good balls into Moreno and Josef and Jackson. I think he’s going to develop into a big chance creator for us. He’s acclimated to the team very quickly and we’re all the better for it.
2: Really happy that we’re getting more production out of our set piece opportunities as well as being able to defend them better. We’ve scored off a hand full now and we defended corner after corner tonight. Gressel out like 10 dead balls into the 18 and somehow DC didn’t convert on any of them. That’s impressive considering how often we have conceded from corners in the past.
3: Guzan was massive again tonight and Alan Franco was at times a liability. Alan has been very up and down. Considering he was initially a DP signing we really need him to be more consistent and steady than he has been.
4: I would like to see us be able to spring counter attacks quicker and more effectively. We can get an intiial ball out but then we hold up the play too often. We’re not a counter attacking team but we can do more with those opportunities.
5: I love to see Moreno on the dribble, just maybe at better times. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes off it’s beautiful watch, but there’s just a few instances when he should lay it off instead. That aside, he was very good once again and had the game winner! Considering how often we was kicked and hacked at, he had a great performance. He’s the new Barco in terms of being on the receiving end of fouls.