Episodes

Friday Oct 09, 2020
The one where at least we're not DC United.
Friday Oct 09, 2020
Friday Oct 09, 2020
OFYO
1: Jahn is tall but he’s not that tall lol. I’m loving the service that Jahn is getting in the box even if they are well over his head. We know his strengths and we’re playing to them. It looks like we’re finally figuring out how to be dangerous with what we have. Better late then never.
2: I thought the back line looked really good in the first half. They held their line and played Orlando attackers offsides a number of times. I give big credit to Guzan for that organization. We had a number of really good take aways in our own third that lead to some great counter opportunities.
3: Second half was very disjointed. Heavy legs seemed to set in. There weren’t too many absolutely horrid mistakes but it just looked like we were getting worn down a little so I’m pretty happy to walk away with a draw.
4: Guzan gets MOTM. This was probably his best performance. His distribution and organization of the back line I thought was excellent and he had two massive game saving saves.
5: We seemed to approach this match exactly the same way he approached the match against DC and not just with the line up. We kept trying to play down the flanks and cross balls into the box and it just wasn’t as effective. The match against DC had something like 26 crosses. I just felt like we weren’t really playing with what Orlando gave us. There was a lot of space in the middle to exploit and we didn’t really build up through it.

Sunday Oct 04, 2020
The One Where It's Good To Have Goals
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
Sunday Oct 04, 2020
1: We flipped the script tonight. DC played and looked the way we have to be honest. We got on the front foot early. We were aggressive and got stuck in with hard tackles. We frustrated and annoyed DC through the first half. We took advantage of their defensive mistakes.
2: Gallagher and Brooks Lennon made a hard push for dual MOTM. Terrific performances from both of them. The 18 yard box was a piggy bank with both dropping dimes all night. Brooks, minus that one ugly match, has been consistently out best player. Gallagher is making the most of his opportunities and making the case that he deserves to start in this team. His attacking threat is as good as his service into the box.
3: Hyndman is still having too many defensive mistakes for me. Since project restart this just hasn’t been a great season for him. I’m not saying he’s been an outright bust, but he has not come close to meeting expectations.
4: I’ve never seen anything like what happened tonight anywhere. Either DC made a genuine mistake or they know he wasn’t on the match card and tried to play him anyway. Surely there will be repercussions that come down for DC, Ben Olson, and maybe....the officiating crew? Either way it’s bizarre but truthfully, a minor footnote in a dominant performance.
5: That was fun, and when’s the last time any of us said that? Now for Orlando, in our house again. We done had them over and they went and made a mess. Not again. Not. Again.

Monday Sep 28, 2020
The one where we forget to get Uncle Arthur a birthday present.
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020

Thursday Sep 10, 2020
The one where we don't bend it like Beckham
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
Thursday Sep 10, 2020
1: It was a very strong start from Gallagher. For his first MLS start he appeared confident right away and had no problem getting himself involved in the attack. He was good on and off the ball. He was threatening throughout the first half. I'll happily take another dangerous player in the attack, especially right now.
2: The first goal from Miami was not unexpected. We have to play a higher line and take risks. With risks comes opportunity for opposition especially when you’re playing a team like Miami who is playing on the counter. It’s still preventable but I can look at that with some forgiveness. There is absolutely no excuse for Miami’s second goal. Lewis Morgan was totally unmarked with acres of space.
3: I absolutely love the encouragement from Glass on the touch line. "See what he’s got Johnny!" I don’t want a coach who’s berating players or barking out instructions on every touch of the ball, but I think "atta boys" and positive encouragement from the gaffer is a really good and really important element. Maybe even more so without fans in the stands. This was sorely missing from FDB.
4: WTF Sibiga!!! No cards for LGP until nearly halftime. I saw him count out the fouls on one hand when he finally shows him yellow. He needed to drop his whistle and continue counting on the other hand. Moreover all of LGP’s fouls were deliberate and cynical. Sibiga just had no control over this match. It should have been a red card on Figal. Sibiga also nearly allowed a Miami player back on during a free kick after receiving treatment. This was just a really poor performance from him all around and he’s not one I usually call out. The disciplinary committee HAS TO issue a suspension to Figal. It was a deliberate elbow/forearm to the face of a player. It's dangerous play and can't be allowed or condoned.
5: Overall, this was maybe our best performance since the return to play, despite the loss. For me its even better than the 2-0 win against Nashville because I think Miami is a better team. We created way more chances and the play was much faster, though still not fast enough. Look, it’s difficult when the calls aren’t going your way, you miss a PK, you don't get the call red card call and the team sits as deep as Miami did. The book is out on us. Sit deep, clog up the passing lanes, foul a lot and pay off the ref and you can’t get a win over us.

Sunday Sep 06, 2020
The one where we are full of chuckles and chicken
Sunday Sep 06, 2020
Sunday Sep 06, 2020

Thursday Sep 03, 2020
The one where it’s no longer a Pity that we can’t score goals
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
Thursday Sep 03, 2020
1: The whole match was very similar to the match against Orlando. We looked very hesitant in the final third. We weren’t quick enough on the ball. We’re missing a leader, a driving force that holds everyone accountable and can at times, put the team on his back. Just someone who puts in the work and makes everyone else work that much harder.
2: Brooks Lennon was MOTM for me with an honorable mention to Anton Walkes. He was everywhere. Right back, left back, Center mid, Christ at one point I swear I saw him run up to the VAR booth and run that for a minute. He was doing everything he could to provide that spark and be that leader with his work rate but it’s not enough for us. All fairness to him, he wasn’t meant to be that guy. If we can ever get going and if he can get linked up with Torres or Jahn, I think he can be every bit as effective as Gressel. Certainly so when Josef gets back.
3: Look if all these changes are going to happen, At least they’re happening in a year like this. I don’t think anyone is going to look back and really remember this year for it’s quality of play. I’m not trying to downplay anything and there’s definitely an argument to be made about this season actually being tougher to win it all, but for me this is an *. It’s an anomaly. Hopefully 2021 comes around and we have our roster and coaching staff sorted out and oh yeah, have Josef back. This team is built around him.
4: There was no build up of play in the first half. I think I can count the number of chances we created on one hand, even if that hand was in a horrible accident and only had three fingers. We had one half chance that Escobar couldn’t get on the end of. Then there was a ball that pinged around the box in the second half. The best chance of the entire match was with Cubo from a beautiful cross for Lennon but he Pity’d it. It felt like we were just running passing drills for most of the match. We didn’t create. It’s unexpected with news of Pity today.
5: Part of me just wants to call this season done. The problems we have are going to linger, to a degree at least, for the remainder of the season. Especially now with Pity gone and what’s sure to be another DP coming in, it just feels like there’s literally not enough time to get things to gel and sync up. I worry about what the frustration and lack of success is going to do to the morale and desire of the players. Maybe the plan is to just make the playoffs and then hit our stride?

Sunday Aug 30, 2020
The One Where 2020 Remains Consistent
Sunday Aug 30, 2020
Sunday Aug 30, 2020
FTOTFS
8/29 OFYO
Recording the pod later tonight.
1: We were on the front foot at the start. An incredible save kept it at 0-0 but Remedi had a great follow up effort. Eric has really stepped up his game and his role in this club since Nagbe’s departure. The middle of the park was not the issue for us tonight.
2:. We had loads of defensive problems in the final third in the first half. We just looked totally disjointed and not in sync. Set piece defending was really poor. It could have been 3 or even 4-0 off of open headers on goal. There was utter confusion in the box on the first goal. Guzan probably should have had that, but it just looked like we weren’t set. You could see with the reaction off the first goal how serious Orlando took this. No major celebration. Straight to midfield and restarting play. The 2nd goal was a perfect example of the lack or organization. Yes, Lennon was off, but that’s no excuse. Someone has to drop back and cover.
3: Orlando was the opposite of us on defense. They were solid and well organized for the entirety of the match. They didn’t have many egregious errors that we were able to take advantage of. Ultimately we gave them more than they gave us. We threw everything we had at them in the last 30 and they handled adversity very well.
4: It was nice to see Adam Jahn be more involved. Honestly he probably saw more action tonight than he did all of his previous matches combined. Not only were we looking for him more but there a number of moments where he got stuck in. It was a much more aggressive and determined performance from him.
5: Look it was never going to be Father’s Day without Daddy. Credit to Glassy, he was effective and aggressive with substitutions. He didn’t wait and made them early and they were impactful. I would have liked to see Damm come on a little earlier. He had an impact straight away. Clearly he’s been working on his crosses.

Thursday Aug 27, 2020
The One With Good Trouble
Thursday Aug 27, 2020
Thursday Aug 27, 2020

Sunday Aug 23, 2020
The One Where We Stay Glassy
Sunday Aug 23, 2020
Sunday Aug 23, 2020

Friday Jul 24, 2020
The One Where Our Hashtags Become Reality
Friday Jul 24, 2020
Friday Jul 24, 2020