Episodes

Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
On this episode we discuss... (No Video pod for this episode)
šļøTakes
šLeagues cup and a potential return to Bobby Dodd
š Saba potential MVP candidate for ATL
šMuyumba and Silva have moments but not consistency
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1: Columbus kinda does all the things pretty well and we kinda do some things sorta ok. TBF it was kinda sloppy disjointed from both sides but passing below 80% is pretty alarming. Tho everything is kind of alarming at this point.Ā
2: We do actually create enough chances to score. The chances arenāt coming in bunches but they are actually of high enough quality where we should be scoring and our season XG does back that up. We lack someone whoās explicit job it is to score.Ā
3: Thereās a sort of inevitability to us conceding. Columbus barely celebrated when they scored. Thankfully they didnāt bury us when they had the chance. They felt better than us in open play but they werenāt as incisive as they usually are.Ā
4: Thatās as quiet as itās ever been in the Benz with the SGās trying to send a message to the FO. Whether you agree with that tactic or not, itās undeniable that when a product aināt good, paying more for it doesnāt feel right.Ā
5: So after dozens of games and dozens and dozens of attempts we finally score off of a set piece goal. And then we did it again. Itās maddening we havenāt capitalized from more of these opportunities. When a team isnāt playing well it has to make the most of these opportunities and itās about damn time.Ā
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Monday Jul 08, 2024
The one where good business on the books has left us shook
Monday Jul 08, 2024
Monday Jul 08, 2024
On this episode we discuss...
šļøOur takes
𫵠Your takes
šFundamental problemsĀ
š”Why is staying focused so hard?
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1: Problems with re-starts, or in tonightās case, just straight up starts, continue. It doesnāt make sense. Itās never going to make sense. How do we fix it?
2: The team waking up after going down a goal is nothing new, but that was the best response to conceding weāve seen all season in the first half. Not only did we equalize but we dominated the game without dominating possession. Rob deserves a lot of credit for this.Ā Ā
3: Unfortunately RSL woke up next. It was unlikely that we were going to get anything out of this match. RSL is a shield competing team and they eventually showed why. No disrespect but weāre rolling with mostly depth players. Itās difficult to analyze this team until post transfer window.Ā
4: We hate to quote Alexi Lalas but āset pieces, set pieces, set piecesā.Ā
5: So what trophy do they give out for best business done? The club is gonna net north of 50 million this summer but what does that net the fans? Itās great business but money has never been an issue. Itās another big window & Garth & Boca have got to get it right and show that weāre capable of more than just good business on the books.
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Thursday Jul 04, 2024
The one where we had to play the Revolution before we finished our Evolution
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
Thursday Jul 04, 2024
On this episode we discuss...
šļøOur takes
𫵠Your takes
š§ Thiago's mentality and Character
šŗšø USA losing in a couple ways
1: Fortune was unfortunate. With more time and development and the right pieces around him, he can be a real game changer. Heās got some real unpredictability to him and heās not afraid to have a hit.Ā
2: Brooks getting back to form is great to see. His service has been much better. Itās a shame no one had the finishing touch to go with it.Ā
3: If youāre going to hold a higher line, you actually have to press. We did it last match, we didnāt this time. New England was too comfortable in our end.Ā
4: Double digit corners and we couldnāt even get a shot on target let alone an actual goal. We should be and need to be getting more from set pieces.Ā
5: Muyumbaās liabilities are starting to outweigh his positive assets. He has great moments but he gives up possession too much and often at the worst possible times in the worst possible places.
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Monday Jul 01, 2024
The one where our hearts began to sink until Jamal took a drink
Monday Jul 01, 2024
Monday Jul 01, 2024
On this episode we discuss
šļøTakes
š Dirty pool or clever play?Ā
āļøA better goodbyeĀ
šŗšøNo WeahĀ
šŖšŗEuros gone wild
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Apologies for no video for this episode.Ā
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Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
The one where if it wasn't for the academy, we would have given up three
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
Tuesday Jun 25, 2024
#FTOTFS #WeAreTheA #AllForCITY
New Pod!
It still ain't pretty, but we're back(ish) for a ladies power hour. Jen, Cat and special guest Amy Anna Marie break down the week that was for AUFC.
A night out with the GOAT
Extra salty GG takes
Homegrown tastes better than store bought
Can Zombie Atlanta rise from the dead
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Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
The one where where might blame the refs but the offense still leaves us bereft
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
Tuesday Jun 18, 2024
#FTOTFS #WeAreTheA #Hustlin4More
New Pod!
Jen, Cat & Jack are back from international call ups. Thanks for putting up with our technical differences at the moment!
Euro Spoilers
ATL says bye felicia to GG
New interim manager, same story on the pitch
Why does PRO hate us
The children are our future
Marry/Death/Kill for the second half of the season
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Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
The one where the goals didn't flow so Pineda had to go
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
Tuesday Jun 04, 2024
On this episode we discuss....
āļøA Five Takes hiatus
š Pineda's exit
š¤ Expectations and qualities for the next manager
š§ The hiring process
š„ Fixing the constant injuries
𧤠Guz and CohenĀ
š„ The VAR goal decision
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Friday May 31, 2024
The one where we went five in the back and looked better in attack
Friday May 31, 2024
Friday May 31, 2024
On this episode we discuss...
šļøTakes
𫵠Your takes and low-key MOM
š§ The importance of adaptability
𫤠Guz slander
š§® A complicated equation
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1: The best first half weāve seen all season and not just because of Saba resetting all of Miamiās clocks. The team was calm and composed in the middle of the pitch. Comfortable and fluid in our buildup. Good off the ball movement particularly within the final third. Less of the ball, more of the attack IN TRANSITION, very productive. Fancy that.Ā
2: Derek Williams is low key massive for this team. Everything feels more calm and assured. We saw him actively communicating when Miami was on the attack and also when we started our build up playā¦.or a COUNTER ATTACK. Weāve been missing a conductor on the backline.Ā
3: That was Almada at his best. He couldāve scored if heād be a little more direct and a little more selfish but thatās the level of play we got accustomed to and just havenāt seen.Ā
4: Muyumba was stirring the pot the whole game.Ā Dynamic and crafty on the ball. Good vision to seeā¦good attacking runs in behind. Fancy that. The guy was pulling the strings all night. If thereās anything critical to say, at times he tried to do too much.Ā
5: In some ways this result is surprising, and in others itās not. For reasons unknown, this team needs extra motivation to get going. Whether that comes from going down a goal, going down a man or in tonightās case, going against the š. The pressure of the game itself never seems to be enough motivation.Ā
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Monday May 27, 2024
The one where now we have a red to go along with our dread
Monday May 27, 2024
Monday May 27, 2024
On this episode we discuss...
šāāļøDecaturFC
š Gonzo the caretaker
šPriortize US Open and Leagues?
š¤Qualities of the next managerĀ
1: That starting Xi (albeit not first choice) was chosen and setup to score an early goal. Best we could do was get 56% percentage and .5 XG. That Xi was talented enough to do more and we didnāt. BTW weāve had the majority of possession in all our losses.Ā
2: Speaking of doing more, Gonzo has consistently talked about simplifying the game for these players, you know whatās not simple? Having MORE of the ball. This team is not capable of playing tiki taka possession ball and Pineda has refused to adjust.Ā
*He said in his presser that he was not expecting LAFC to play with back 5. But they did. So basically a team did something outside of what they normally did in order to obtain a result. Interesting.Ā
3: Itās Embarrassing when we are undone by the simplest of things like balls over the top, & direct through balls that eliminate 3 defenders & not playing to the damn whistle. Tired of hearing praise from Gonzo for the basics when we donāt even execute those.Ā
4: Brooksā drop off is DEEPLY concerning. Weāve called him Mr Reliable for a reason. Heās been a robot at times with his endurance and consistency and something has happened with his software. He looks defeated, gassed and his service has been crap.Ā
5: āI liked the teamās fight and the chances we created after going down a manā Pineda in is his presser probably. If he genuinely thinks that really starting to play after conceding first AGAIN and going down a man is worthy of praise he needs to go. Truthfully there are plenty of other reasons for him to go. The mentality of this team top to bottom, players to coaches to social media team is wrong. There is no reason to keep him and the staff he brought in.Ā
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Tuesday May 21, 2024
The one where Glenn is back from the boat and a draw is no reason to gloat
Tuesday May 21, 2024
Tuesday May 21, 2024
One this episode we discuss....
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š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ The end of the EPL season
šāāļøAccountability and the fringes
ā½ļø Possession without purpose
š®āāļø Good cop good cop
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1: This should NEVER have to be a take but unfortunately we still have players not playing for every ball or even until the whistle. Itās deeply concerning. Full blooded commitment has to be the bare minimum and even that appears lacking too often.Ā
2:Distribution from Guz isnāt bad most of the time but we are not winning the 2nd balls. Infact Nashvilleās goal comes off our inability to win those second balls in the middle of the field.Ā
3: When we did win a 2nd ball or a duel it came off Muyumba or Xande so, not bad games for them. But once we progress into the final third thereās no end product. Weāre reliant on individual magic but at least we did have one moment of it.Ā
4: Hasnāt been Saba time in quite some time. His flashiness is quite bright, his composure has been quite dull. Heās just been looking less & less like a genuine attacking threat & more & more like a flash in the pan.Ā
5: Nothing has changed. We almost conceded both immediately after scoring & after set pieces and dead ball situations. We were spared by luck, VAR & Nashville not being able to put it away. Weāre still a 2nd half team & still decimated by injuries.Ā
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